Sunday, November 2, 2014

The Official BuzzFeed Melbourne Cup Form Guide

Don’t know who to bet on? That’s okay, BuzzFeed has your back.


It was also hard to find photos.


Junoob


Junoob


Pros: Looks pretty running on nice grass, seems to understand how to run.


Cons: If you bet on a horse with NOOB in its name you deserve to lose all your money.


BuzzFeed Odds: 1000 - 1


AAPIMAGE / JULIAN SMITH


Signoff


Signoff


Pros: Has a cool hat.


Cons: At first glance I read the name as "Sig-noff" which makes no sense - but it could also be "Sign-off" which is just kind of lame. Also seems quite short.


BuzzFeed Odds: 600 - 1.


AAPIMAGE / JULIAN SMITH


Lucia Valentina


Lucia Valentina


Pros: Has a cool name that sounds like the latest Daddy Yankee song.


Cons: Looks very sad / worried. Probably because it's been whipped and spurred all its life.


BuzzFeed Odds: 500 - 1.


PR IMAGE / RACING VICTORIA




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