Featuring Tom Brady, who was busy with three boys of his own. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow. That’s the way we all became the Brady bunch.
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Kiebus & Logan: Where is the Super Bowl being played?
Tanner: Aren't they all played in Hawaii? Isn't that why John Madden can never go? He's afraid of flying. Is that right?
Kiebus & Logan note: Close, just about 2,900 miles off. Super Bowl XLIX is in Glendale, AZ. John Madden hasn't called a football game since 2008, but Tanner's right —he is afraid of flying.
Who is playing in the Super Bowl?
Patriots? Are they the Boston Patriots? I don't know who they're playing against. If I had to guess, I'd say the Bills, but that's only because I've seen a few people around the office in Bills hats.
New England Patriots are playing the Seattle Seahawks. But those Buffalo Bills fans in the office sound like some funny, handsome, loyal dudes.
What divisions are the two teams from?
There are divisions?! Um… The Patriots are from the Wolves of Fenris and I guess the Bills are Chaos Space Marines. I don't know. That's probably not right. The Bills are Abnegation and the Patriots are faction-less. Tom Brady is Divergent.
I'm not entirely sure this was written in English, but the correct answer is AFC East and NFC West.
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What player loves Skittles?
This is a trick question. Who doesn't love Skittles? All of the above.
I can't argue with that logic, but the answer we were looking for was Marshawn Lynch.
Where do the New England Patriots play their home games (city, not the stadium)?
Oh, NEW ENGLAND Patriots! Do they play in Boston? They must. Where else would they play? Like, Providence?
The Patriots play in bumblefuck Foxborough, Massachusetts, which basically halfway between Providence and Boston.
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