Like keeping quiet about the fact that you left us on a paradise island to go back to your land of grey and fog.
You literally sent your convicts here, noticed Australia was a glorious paradise, and THEN decided to turn back and head home to dreary ol' England. Idiots.
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Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Do I even need to argue this? Enjoy sunbaking in the rain.
Oh man, winter in Australia is the worst!