There were a lot of big…hearts.
This perfect man accidentally had six fingers, but he makes up for it with his non-negotiable beard and steady stream of funny jokes.
Here's the perfect ~angsty~ brooding boyfriend, who's a fan of bats, is androgynous, and is into music...but is NOT an asshole about it!
This boyfriend proves the way to someone's heart is through their stomach. Or their wallet! Oh screw it, KITTENS!!!
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This boyfriend has the body of an Olympic swimmer, the hair of a Norse god, and Ivy League degree, and that "V" thing by his abs, natch.