Sunday, April 5, 2015

This Brilliant Instagram Chef Is Making Junk Food Look Like Fine Dining

Because wouldn’t you rather have Hawaiian bagel bites than scallops?

A new Instagram account is brilliantly skewering the small portions and elaborate plating of high dining by making junk food look like a five-star meal.

This one is made out of a Hostess cupcake with rainbow Dunk-A-Roos, yogurt raisins, Nibz, and Starbucks mocha frappe caviar with a tiny mint "and a piece of fancy moss."

The anonymous owner of the account pokes fun at their crappy palette by using the pseudonym "Chef Jacques Lamerde." If you speak French, you get it.

Gummy dinosaurs, purple Go-Gurt crema with a chopped up creamsicle and Powerade gel.

And the chef is great at making total junk look super fancy. For example, look at this delicious Lunchables kielbasa w/ pickle spheres, pork rinds, tostitos salsa con queso fluid gel, and powdered cheese from boxed mac and cheese.

The chef said its too early for their garden, so they had to "forage" this "Dolé" salad from the Piggly-Wiggly.

It's also got Spam torchon with fuzzy peaches, white cheese balls, and nuts with local greens.

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