You think you know, but you have no idea. Also, can you pass the tapenade?
The neverending need to try new foods.
It's like being a drug addict, but instead of booze and crack it's crackers and anchovies.
The overwhelming need to order something different every time you eat out.
No matter if it's McDonald's or Le Bernardin, you will never on any occasion order the same thing twice, or worse, this nightmare scenario ...
Not being able to order the same thing someone at your tabled ordered, because that would be insane.
You were going to get the duck, but since Janet decided to "get something exotic" you're stuck ordering the shrimp. You hate Janet.
Lying about where all your money goes.
You know where it goes; to $200 prix-fixe dinners, that's where.
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