Saturday, November 30, 2013

15 Shakespearean Insults To Replace Your Boring Ones

Because sometimes “Bitch!” just doesn’t pack enough punch.


1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."


1. "They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces."


Translation: "GIRRRL, you UGLY."


(Coriolanus)


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2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"


2. "This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!"


Translation: "Fat-ass."


(Henry IV)


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3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."


3. "I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a prayer without book."


Translation: "You're dumb as hell."


(Troilus and Cressida)


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4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."


4. "Methinks't thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."


Translation: "DUDE, you SUCK."


(All's Well That Ends Well)


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