For your own sake, avoid these tourist traps.
Primrose Hill: "The hill is not that high."
"Primrose hill itself is a nice area; however, the view is nothing special. The hill is not that high."
The Tate Modern: "It looked like some people messing up white background."
"My advice is not to waste your time going toit when there are so many super interesting museums in London. At least for the non experienced eye it looked like some people messing up white background."
Royal Albert Hall: "The toilets are awfully smelly."
"I watch a Cirque du soliel show here . It was my first time inside the royal Albert hall. I was disappointed. The staff never guide you to your seats. It was a bit dark inside the main hall. We were at the stalls. They flash a torch on tour ticket and will just let you find your way. Since you pay good money I expect a better service. The toilets are awlfully smelly and bins are full, so so dirty and never seem anything like it."
Regent's Park: "A dead and depressing landscape sparsely interspersed with trees and greenery."
"As just about every park in London, a dead and depressing landscape sparsely interspersed with trees and greenery."