You can have beautiful, garlicky breath whenever you want.
Eating lots of gross food.
No one needs to know, no one needs to judge, no one needs to care.
When you're single you can actually flirt with people at bars without feeling guilty about it the next day.
Going out to a shit club.
It's not like we can just go home and have sex, so we'll bust our moves in a good club and MAKE it a good night.
Going slightly too long without showering.
When no one gets that close to you, you can pretend to be a clean human with deodorant and dry shampoo.