It really was a hard knock life.
Whenever you miscalculated your ratio of graham cracker to frosting when eating Dunkaroos, and were left with too many graham crackers and no frosting.
Basically all you wanted was JUST the frosting.
Having this disaster happen when trying to put your straw into your Capri Sun.
Then having to gently pick it up so as to not spill any juice from the new hole in the middle of the back of the pouch.
When you went to the barber to get a ~cool~ middle-part cut and instead walked out with a bowl cut.
"Maybe if I add extra LA Looks gel I can get it to stay parted somehow?"
Watching your Tamagotchi die before your eyes because the buttons were stuck.
"I did everything I could to keep it alive, I swear!"