Thursday, April 9, 2015

Holy Mary, Mother Of God, Keeps Having Her Breastfeeding Pics Removed From Instagram

She was going through a Baroque Renaissance phase.


That time her Beyoncé fierce was on point.


That time her Beyoncé fierce was on point.


"Can I live?!"


The Virgin and Child- Jean Fouquet (1450) / Via en.wikipedia.org


When JC would not latch on.


When JC would not latch on.


Nope.


The Virgin and Child- Follower of Leonardo da Vinci (after 1510) / Via nationalgallery.org.uk


And she was like, "Seriously, Jesus, you have to eat!"


And she was like, "Seriously, Jesus, you have to eat!"


If you're skinny, I go to jail. Do you understand?


Virgin and Child- Master of the Legend of Saint Ursula (Late 15th Century) / Via metmuseum.org


When she agreed to watch John the Baptist for a couple of hours and couldn't drum up one divine iota of fake enthusiasm for his recap of that morning's episode of "Jake and the Neverland Pirates."


When she agreed to watch John the Baptist for a couple of hours and couldn't drum up one divine iota of fake enthusiasm for his recap of that morning's episode of "Jake and the Neverland Pirates."


Wait, who?


Madonna and Child with the Young Saint John the Baptist- Cosimo Rosselli (ca. 1490) / Via metmuseum.org




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