Could never passover a story by sloths, amiright?
When Pharaoh became Egypt's new king, he was not a huge fan of the influence the Jews had.
So he was like "Yo, I'm gonna limit your personal freedom, tax the hell out of you, and force you into slavery, okay?"
He was a real dweeb: forcing them to build cities, monuments and roads.
As the Jews kept growing in number, Pharaoh was like "OH HELL NO" and ordered all the newborn male children to be thrown in the Nile River.
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The mother of a lil bebe was like, "I'm gonna FLOAT him down the river and hope for the best! Bye my lil bebe, it's been real."
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